

Puff: Made what? SpongeBob: This, the H.M.S. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: I made this for you.

Puff? Before the day is out you may have learned something yourself. Nautical Novice (2.2) SpongeBob: I assure you, I am well rested and ready to learn. Mr Krabs: (digging some holes) Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. There was no penny after all! Well, I'll be going now, You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob. Krabs: It wasn't? SpongeBob: No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. Krabs: SpongeBob, I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. And since I realize the images seen here tonight may be wretchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this travesty. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. Tonight's event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. Krabs: Hello, and welcome to a very important evening.

SpongeBob: (After spotting Plankton stealing the secret formula) Wait a minute… was this band just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula? Plankton: What? No, I was in it for the music, man! Episode 2 Penny Foolish (2.1) Mr. SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? And then turn into one of those songs that goes… Don't touch anything else! Krabby Road (1.2) Patrick: All right, I play a mean belly (plays the belly as a drum to a tune called William Tell Overture and stops) Squidward: I don't care! Just use this paint to cover up that faded spot on the wall right there. He traded me these two chocolate bars for it. Squidward: Really? SpongeBob: No, not really. SpongeBob: Phew, that's good, 'cause I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend. Squidward: All right, first, I'm going to give you something so simple, a person without a brain could even get it done right. No questions! Thanks Uff! I wouldn't go in there for a couple days. I couldn't wait any longer, I've gotta use your toilet.
